Merry Christmas
Self explanatory, really.
Blogging shall likely resume in the New Year.
I am Nero, Lord of the Dance!
Well, there you have it. The Maori Party still refuses to contact me in return! Well, so be it! They have chosen their own downfall, and, my faithful blogees, we must hasten it! Rise up against this new and vicious tyranny hat is Political PArties not replying to emails, especially ones received from persons claimed to be Earls! Thusly, all willing parties should submit the data which can be found at this link, Divided we Stand, United we Fall, as King Leopold said not all that long ago!
And here is further proof of their indisputable evil!
Their party name contains Mao, and Mao Zedong is noted for the Great Leap Forwards and other moves which destroyed China’s industrial base and killed millions! Mao also contributes negatively to your Deng Shui energies!
They have five, yes, five members in the New Zealand house of representatives. And is it not so, faithful blogees, that five is the number of JUPITER, which is merely one planet away from SATURN, which sounds far too suspiciously like SATAN. Thusly, evil!
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’ Carry on the crusade, dear friends, until the deed is done, and the evil destroyed!
To arms!
Nobody expects the Portuguese Revolution!
So, today I blog about the most pressing issue to face mankind in the decades ahead. No, it isn’t the Global Right-Wing/Big Oil created conspiracy of Climate Change, nor is it the rise of Belgium as an unparalelled World Super Power, and the intimately related coming war between Peru and Iceland over Fishing rights in the Holy See (Kept hidden skillfuly by those monstrous Italians until now). It is an issue far more pressing. One of tantamount importance for the future of humanity around the world, and throughout the galaxy (Because we all know Martians are secretly Human too, they just don’t wish to tell us). It is the fact that the most evil of all Political Machines, the most corrupt and blackhearted of all Political Parties, has refused to reply to my request for Information!
That’s right, the Maori Party of Aotearoa New Zealand has not replied to an email a sent them, through their contact us form on their website (See, it simply oozes evil! (As do most things in New Zealand,actually, but that is irrelevant)). Thusly, I urge all my most faithful blogees to stand up against his most malevolent injustice, and take up my call for arms! We demand answers, and we demand them now! Contact the Maori Party today and urge them to reveal what they spent those $48 dollars on in 2005! It is imperative we stand up for what we believe in, lest they trample on our rights further (they are behind Victoria’s recent about face on Abortion Laws, the fiends!).
Thankyou for reading this most urgent message of great import, and thankyou for taking action on it promptly,
Artist's impression of your Blogger
Your Glorious and Benevolent Proletarian Blogger
BEWARE
BEWARE
Astute blogees will have noticed that that is in fact Romanian instead of the usual Portuguese. Blame Google Translate, may it be ripped into shreds and thrown off a large cliff. WITH FIRE.
On another note, the 10th Anniversary of the attempted Coup failing has passed us by~ The blasted infidels have not dared trying again after the whipping they received. (Jingoism is awesome, by the way)
Seriously, it is just over 10 years since the Republic Referendum was defeated, by a fairly large margin, and with both Major Party leaders as republicans, still nothing is happening. What excitement. Behold! An interesting article.
And with that, I once more vanish into the abyss.
Half a league, Half a League, Half a league onward
That is a must watch video. A true represtation of the Crimean War, one of the seemingly most pointless wars in the 1850s. Which doesn’t say all that much. One of the largest is probably more accurate.
Heed the Man's words, he has children
What an awesome man he is, clearly. Bishops who break their vows deserve to be honoured, of course.
In other news, go Burnley!
Demonic liver grapes
Gordon Brown in his true form
So, that time of month, eh? When the werevolves come out (Or not, apparently, the Moon is actually in its Waning Crescent phase, which means it will soon be time for the New Moon, which is everyone’s favourite novel, of course)
Regardless, this entire blog was for the purpose of presenting the above picture. The Loch NHS Monster. It will rise from the depths of lakes and socialise your medicine. There can not be a more hideous fate imaginable to mankind. Obama’s support for socialised medicine proves he is in fact a Plesiosaur, and Plesiosaurs are not American! They come from the ocean! The Ocean is not America!
Regardless, it is the evening, and I away.
Faretheewell!
¿Por qué no te callas?
Chavez is an arse.
Enough said.
This is from two years ago as of yesterday. Hence the posting.
Behold, the Serpent is a Monsoon
Don't be fooled by the glasses. Andropov was in fact Ronald Reagan in disguise.
So, in 1982 Andropov was selected to be the General Secretary of the Soviet Union. What excitement indeed.
Regardless, Ronald Reagan was the President of the United States of America at the time, which is also irrelevant.
Ronald Reagan in his natural form, as Ronald Raygun
So, irreverence is the word of the day. Remember, don’t exacerbate your cats without parental supervision.
Goodnight and Toledo, Monsewers.
Nixon will kill us all!
Nixon Prepares to destroy Czechoslovakia
So, in 1974 Richard Nixon was President of the United States. What excitement! And don’t be fooled by the supposed “piano” in the picture above. It is in fact a highly advanced ICBM launch control station.
And now it is that time of (insert period of time here) when you get to see what google searches have provided my glorious blog with hits! Behold:
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| kill north korea | 8 |
| compound interest is boring | 5 |
| compound interest games | 3 |
| mundo islamico muculmanos | 3 |
| crossdressing moustache | 3 |
| north korea will kill us all | 3 |
| aeroplane | 3 |
| portuguese propaganda | 2 |
| dracula radio script | 2 |
| usa at world war 1 | 2 |
| obese muslim | 2 |
| pics of world’s baboons | 2 |
| braco obama | 2 |
| crimean war | 2 |
| familia mussolin | 2 |
| mussolini and kim jong-il | 2 |
| will north korea kill us all? | 2 |
| cowboys fight | 1 |
| compounded interest | 1 |
| stalin martians | 1 |
| comund@ de mensagens etc & tal | 1 |
| forli, italia | 1 |
| games compound interest | 1 |
| the koreans are going to kill us all | 1 |
| iran will kill us all | 1 |
| jeremias 18:11-12 | 1 |
| portuguese nudity | 1 |
| french noses | 1 |
| king leka | 1 |
| kim jong-il compound | 1 |
| when will korea kill us | 1 |
| botswana will devour us all | 1 |
| mussobama | 1 |
| north korea will kill us? | 1 |
| compound interest and kids and games onl | 1 |
| will korea kill us all | 1 |
| will kim kill us all | 1 |
| pointless portugal | 1 |
| what happening in tehran | 1 |
| spread of swine flue | 1 |
| swine flu cells | 1 |
| north korea kill us | 1 |
| north korea is boring | 1 |
| crimean war jokes | 1 |
| ukulele moon | 1 |
| hydraulics | 1 |
| o q é um coumpoud na area do petroleo | 1 |
| thriller pois nenhum mero mortal | 1 |
| will north korea kill the us | 1 |
| 2009 flu spread in us | 1 |
As you can see, North Korea is a popular topic. Also, Compound Interest and various foreign phrases. Baboons appear, as do various strange things which are best left unconsidered.
Until I get bored again, Bon Nuit, Mon Petite Fromage!
Where is Mexico?
Click on that and it contains a word tag cloud for my blog. What exictement!
So, University Exams are upon me, and I haven’t blogged much recently. I should be changing courses for next year, so all is fine.
Adios, Amigos! Until we meet again, in the land of the something or other.
