Deng Shui

Deng Shui is required to cleanse you of negative (Mao) energies.

Long ignored by the revisionist west, today I bring you one of the great secrets of the Orient.

What is Deng Shui?

Deng Shui is an ancient Chinese system of aesthetics believed to use the laws of both Economics and Totalitarianism to help one improve life by receiving positive Liu, through the placing of pictures of Deng Xiaoping throughout one’s home to ward off and cleanse oneself of negative (Mao) energies.

Named after the glorious leader of China, Deng Xiaoping, Deng Shui is essential for any person seeking to become a learned person, and is further essential for all who seek to ward off Mao spirits from their homes (Mao spirits are the leading cause of car crashes and cardiac arrests (Turnbull, 1463)).

The most supremely beneficial Deng Shui artefacts are Deng Fountains, sculpted in the glorious revolutionary image of Deng Xiaoping himself, second are Deng sculptures, as seen in many parts of China.

Deng Shui is absolutely essential if you are looking to better your life using secrets of the Orient.