So, after finding a ‘DILMAH SPECIAL GREEN TEA GREEN TEA NATURAL LARGE LEAF GREEN TEA LEAF TEA 200G NET 7.05OZ’ without a location for where it was produced, they were emailed.

Dear Esteemed Sir or Madam,

Your most luscious and tasty product ‘DILMAH SPECIAL GREEN TEA GREEN TEA NATURAL LARGE LEAF GREEN TEA LEAF TEA 200G NET 7.05OZ’
Does not inform me on the box where it is from! It merely says packed in Sri Lanka from imported tea.
This causes me much anguish, and is affecting my ability to sleep at night.
I would most appreciate it if you informed me where this product was made so my sleep pattern can return to normal.

Yours sincerely, Kodauzhf McJim.

After a long and arduous wait, full of sleepless nights and days, a response was received.

Greetings from Sri Lanka.

Dilmah green tea is imported from China, the largest producer of green tea. Just as much as Ceylon is famous for its black tea, China is known for its green tea. China being a huge country, produces green tea in various provinces, and sometimes, there are variations in their cup colour. However its benefits do not change. Recently we identified a tea garden owner in China who tied up with us to supply an very good quality of green tea which we are now distributing, very light in colour. The important aspect of green tea is that it is the most natural form of tea.

Thank you for choosing Dilmah

With kind regards,

Yours sincerely,

Anita Antonipillai.

Customer Care Division.

Aren’t I wonderful?

In the approximate period I’ve been gone, the following searches have linked here:

Isn’t that most exciting?

The title is an excerpt from invariantology, the real highlight of the collection. A true modern masterpiece on par with Shakespeare.

There are more works other than the core texts linked above. Even some videos! This is truly a treasure trove. Greater than even the tomb of Tutankhamen.

This leaves us with just one question, WHO THE HELL IS ANNA JUSTIN? And who is Soundarya Nayaki? And why have they responded to two of my blog posts?

An incredibly apt metaphor, don’t you think?

Search Terms for all days ending 2010-03-30 (Summarized)

All Time

It’s displeasing for other reasons as well, though. Analytical Wiki is a masterpiece unparallelled in human history, despite its despicable Maori Party Origins. So, Sivashanmugam, do not falter in your noble efforts to bring philosophy to the masses! Keep Analytical Wiki thriving so more can experience its joyous touch!

Apparently Exvirgin does read this blog, or has, because some things mentioned in the comments of the March of the Bourgeoisie quite excitingly wound up as articles on Analytical Wiki. Amazing, isn’t it?

In the mean time, the question of who Sherline/Maori Party Member (who use the same Email address) are continues to hang over our heads, much like that Sword in that story.

You heard the man.

Why? You ask? Because the British had Colonies on Mars! It sounds ridiculous, but Canals can be seen on Mars, and what country was the most prolific builder of Canals? The English. And the English used their ridiculously high and obviously unjust taxes on Patriotic and Innocent Americans to fund their ridiculous Martian Project. What other reasons could there be? The British managed to hide this for over 130 years, but the faithful and noble Giovanni Schiaparelli was on the verge of discovering this, when he was crudely murdered by MI5. This cannot be doubted. He died on the Fourth of July 1910, and King Edward VII died on May 6th 1910. If we add the Day and Months together, both equal the number of 11! A coincidence? I think not!

Now, where does the Maori Party fit into this puzzle of interplanetary colonial intrigue. Well, after the British efforts to fund the Colonisation of Mars collapsed, they had to find a place to put the Colonists. And where better than the not yet colonised land of New Zealand, as the Maoris?

Only time will tell…

In the mean time, perhaps the person who claims to be Sivashanmugam (A second email address this time) can answer this inquiry for us.

And Gordon Brown shaped apparitions have started appearing in crops. How auspicious for the coming harvest season.

As the more observant of you will have noticed, someone claiming to be the All-Powerful Overlord of the Universe, Sivashanmugam, has commented upon two of my recent blog posts. The authenticity of this claim is in question, and a team of crack investigators may or may not have been hired to investigate this claim. Current indications are of a cold front approaching the Maldives, once and for all dispelling the Oil Company created rumours of Global Warming.

Indeed, further evidence has come to light. This monstrosity appears to have first reared its ugly head on Uncyclopedia, of all places, leading one to the obvious conclusion. UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A HIVE OF MAORI PARTY ACTIVITY AND MUST BE QUASHED AT ALL COSTS! ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!

He has even infiltrated NationStates, one of the last refuges of non-Maori Party people. Heretical!

Although the Peruvian Anchovies of Doom article retains some amusement value.

Still, to arms, my friends, to arms!