Historical massacres are a must have
He’s a one-legged arachnophobic cowboy on a search for his missing sister. She’s a bloodthirsty wisecracking detective from beyond the grave They fight crime!
A friend found this, and it is amusing.
Anywho, picture spam time.
Indeed, the BNP improves everything.
Haha, that comes from a stupid joke, along the lines of
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“The Crimean War”
Laughter follows.
Along the lines of that image;
Most youtube poop is bad.
And now, after a conspicuous absence, the return of Khrushchev!
All rejoice.
Enjoy the rest of your evening, dearest blogees.
More may be posted this evening if I get bored, but don’t hold your breath.
P.S. The Crimean War joke is actually excellent. I was joking when I stated it was crap.
DAMN YOU COLONEL WELLESLEY!
That’s right. Stuff his actual title, he’s a Colonel in my heart~.
The truth, aren’t we all the spawn of dearest Arthur? Is his nose not the most noble you have ever seen?
How could Napoleon have possibly thought of fighting against a man with a nose like that? He was truly a mad man to think so.
I know I promised Bismarck to at least one person, but I could not unearth suitable pictures, so Khrushchev will have to suffice.
You heard the man! Heed his wise words. Because the number of exclamation marks is directly proportional to the amount of wisdom in a phrase.
So, what do you all think of Belgian Weather? Is it nice? Do i have any readers who have ventured into the low countries ever? Do I actually have any readers who I haven’t met in person?
I’d have more pictures, but I need more phrases to put on them. I’d like a shirt with the Chapeu picture upon it. That would be brilliant, no?
And now, on a suggestion:
Oh so tasteful, yes?
I feel I am blogging a little too regularly, but what else am I to do?
Anyway, I need a colour photo of Khrushchev, to be used as an advertisement. Find away, mindless zombies!
So, until we meet again, blogees, may the wasteland of the internet be prosperous for your persons.
Eu sou um gigante torradeira!
Today’s title image. Why it says what it does, I don’t know. Boredom does strange things.
Today in the paper there was an advertisement desiring a cross-dresser. This was creepy. It had no further information, really. (No, I’m not going to act upon that ad.)
Hitler is strange. Why would he say such things?
I think i’ll start saving things as .pngs, the quality of the writing in my current format, .jpg is sup-par.
Khrushchev is certainly angry, and rather long winded.
Anyway, from the horse’s mouth (name removed):
The hot psychic can do the housework when the transsexual gets tired~!
Or crossdresser rather
Does he not have an awesome moustache?
This post seems very picture heavy.
Oh dear readers, what do you think the optimum number of pictures is?
Also, I wonder if any Portuguese speaking people have read my blog? If not, why not? Clearly everyone should link spam it, so some poor innocent Portuguese people stumble across it, and become mightily confused by its awesomeness.
And are there any irregular segments that can be added? Saturdays are Khrushchev night? Things such as that?
And no, I will not blog about my life, it’s horribly boring, and involves accounting. Eugh. Though Lamb Yiros pizza is wonderful~.
Until tomorrow, dearest stalkers, I bid you goodnight.
Venimus, Vidimus, Deus vicit!
Khrushcher denounces!
Today’s title comes from what http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_III_Sobieski said after the largest cavalry charge in history during the Battle of Vienna. What is probably one of the most important and understated events in the history of the world.
Anywho, have some more delicious pictures.
Most of these pictures come from wikipedia, by the way, half of them from the article on the Peninsula War
If anyone desires a picture to have irrelavant writing tacked upon it, link away!
Now today’s lesson: Portugal has the worst literacy rate in Western Europe, because of ineffectual governments in the earlier part of this century. They also were bad at colonising countries.
My twitter, for ease of contact: http://twitter.com/qlorplox
Also, I highly recommend you join NS2, now.
Until we meet again, glorious readers, may you have a safe return to the decrepid and immoral wastelands of the internet!
I’ll Áustria Hungria!
I noticed there was a lack of Portuguese Propaganda upon the vast wasteland of the internet, so, have at thee!
Random photographs with Portuguese writing upon them!
This will be updated every so often until I tire of it.
Until then, return to your pitiful lives, which lack Portuguese propaganda.
