Hydraulic Leprechauns: The TRUTH!
Hydraulics
Leprechauns
Now, on a subject matter which you do not hear much about, HYDRAULIC LEPRECHAUNS. Not may people know that they are everywhere. It is not the zionists which control the world’s economy, but the Hydraulic Leprechauns. They lurk wherever environmentalists are, and eat them, thus removing the possibility of a solution to global warming. George Bush was one of them, and so is Ayatollah Khamenei. The electoral fraud in iran was perpetrated by Hydraulic Leprechauns. HITLER was in league with the Hydraulic Leprechauns, as were both Kim Jong-Il and Mussolini. They are behind all evil doings. THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
Rather, they are actually quite awesome, and misunderstood. Gogo Hydraulic Leprechauns!
1500 visits!
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To celebrate 1500 visits to my blog, I give you the most frequent search terms which have led people to my most exciting blog
As can be seen, many searches involve North Korea. My personal favourites, however are “french noses” and “crossdressing moustache”. There are strange people on the internet. Even stranger than me.
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| compound interest is boring | 5 |
| kill north korea | 4 |
| north korea will kill us all | 3 |
| mussolini and kim jong-il | 2 |
| stalin martians | 1 |
| jeremias 18:11-12 | 1 |
| comund@ de mensagens etc & tal | 1 |
| compounded interest | 1 |
| crossdressing moustache | 1 |
| the koreans are going to kill us all | 1 |
| games compound interest | 1 |
| cowboys fight | 1 |
| french noses | 1 |
| crimean war jokes | 1 |
| compoundinterestisboring | 1 |
| king leka | 1 |
| forli, italia | 1 |
| kim jong-il compound | 1 |
| spread of swine flue | 1 |
| what happening in tehran | 1 |
| compound interest and kids and games onl | 1 |
| is north korea going to kill us | 1 |
| can north korea kill us | 1 |
| north korea will kill us? | 1 |
| will korea kill us all | 1 |
| compound interest games | 1 |
BOTSWANA WILL DEVOUR US ALL
Botswana is developing Nuclear weapons. Seriously. They are full of religious extremists, and are backed by North Korea and their PRESIDENT IS ACTUALLY MUSSOLINI’S GHOST!
THEIR ENTIRE POPULATION HAS KAISER BILL MOUSTACHES! Kim Jong Il regularly shops there! Richard Nixon lives there!
How could anyone possibly trust a country such as this?
LOOK AT THEIR WILDLIFE! HOW COULD A COUNTRY WITH SUCH EVIL MONSTERS BE GOOD? WE MUST DESTROY THEM!
A Jihad on Botswana!
Or not.
(This entire post is lies, and is me, amusing myself.)
NORTH KOREA WILL KILL US ALL!
So, things are crazy on the Korean Peninsula.
Lots of excitement involving Nuclear Weapons and Missiles and such.
North Korea is talking big, but probably won’t attack South Korea or the US outright, although the possibility cannot be ruled out.
The world seems a little screwed up right now.
Do you wish to go to ‘Le Yorkshire’?
Haha, the French do so enjoy Le Yorkshire.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/quote_of_the_day/
So says the BBC.
Adelaide looks quite nice at night, specifically North Terrace and Rundle Mall, all so spectacular and somewhat deserted.
Ah yes, dearest comrade Kim, a variant of the picture has been put up before.
Mussolini shall feature in the next update, and by popular demand, more Prince Phillip will arrive sometime tomorrow.
So, the BNP are crapheads, I quote their mission statement: “The BNP has moved on in recent years, casting off the leg-irons of conspiracy theories and the thinly veiled anti-semitism which has held this party back for two decades. The real enemies of the British people are home grown Anglo-Saxon Celtic liberal-leftists … and the Crescent Horde – the endless wave of Islamics who are flocking to our shores to bring our island nations into the embrace of their barbaric desert religion.”
Who would vote for such people?
Apparently 0.7% of the UK’s population, which is about the same percentage as voted for the Democrats here last election.
The UKIP is much better, but still crap. Damn eurosceptics. Who could possibly resist the lure of Sarkozy?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/7942086.stm
He is much better than Chirac, Chirac was an incredible moron.
He’s probably my favourite European leader.
Monday Uni is so very boring, my assignment for one of my classes is 50% referencing in the marks scheme. That’s rubbish, and apparently the textbook is utterly useless.
Well, enjoy your evenings blogees, and tomorrow I should have the two aforementioned posts, plus one general picture spam.
