I am Nero, Lord of the Dance!
Well, there you have it. The Maori Party still refuses to contact me in return! Well, so be it! They have chosen their own downfall, and, my faithful blogees, we must hasten it! Rise up against this new and vicious tyranny hat is Political PArties not replying to emails, especially ones received from persons claimed to be Earls! Thusly, all willing parties should submit the data which can be found at this link, Divided we Stand, United we Fall, as King Leopold said not all that long ago!
And here is further proof of their indisputable evil!
Their party name contains Mao, and Mao Zedong is noted for the Great Leap Forwards and other moves which destroyed China’s industrial base and killed millions! Mao also contributes negatively to your Deng Shui energies!
They have five, yes, five members in the New Zealand house of representatives. And is it not so, faithful blogees, that five is the number of JUPITER, which is merely one planet away from SATURN, which sounds far too suspiciously like SATAN. Thusly, evil!
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’ Carry on the crusade, dear friends, until the deed is done, and the evil destroyed!
To arms!
Deng Shui
Deng Shui is required to cleanse you of negative (Mao) energies.
Long ignored by the revisionist west, today I bring you one of the great secrets of the Orient.
What is Deng Shui?
Deng Shui is an ancient Chinese system of aesthetics believed to use the laws of both Economics and Totalitarianism to help one improve life by receiving positive Liu, through the placing of pictures of Deng Xiaoping throughout one’s home to ward off and cleanse oneself of negative (Mao) energies.
Named after the glorious leader of China, Deng Xiaoping, Deng Shui is essential for any person seeking to become a learned person, and is further essential for all who seek to ward off Mao spirits from their homes (Mao spirits are the leading cause of car crashes and cardiac arrests (Turnbull, 1463)).
The most supremely beneficial Deng Shui artefacts are Deng Fountains, sculpted in the glorious revolutionary image of Deng Xiaoping himself, second are Deng sculptures, as seen in many parts of China.
Deng Shui is absolutely essential if you are looking to better your life using secrets of the Orient.
Charles De Gaulle has a conveniently sized head
He does indeed, although his face has many holes, apparently.
The mysteries of the French. What lies beneath their robust craniums and profound noses? Their white flags and their berets?
Who knows, really?
Once more unto the Breach
I return to blogging, hopefully I shall get back into the habit.
A quagmire of Uni work and social life has conspired against me.
Você fala uma língua alienígena!
O momento de começarmos a nossa fidelidade a abandonar as autoridades aceitaram o conhecimento é o momento em que se tornam adolescentes bárbaros!
Heed the glorious will of Mao.
That’s a little hard to read, I’ll get a better one up later this evening, I think.
Mao seems to have found the Ghostbusters in a bomb shelter
Nixon looks rather Chinese there, apparently.
Also, he has similar hair to the Great Helmsman.
