Nixon will kill us all!
Nixon Prepares to destroy Czechoslovakia
So, in 1974 Richard Nixon was President of the United States. What excitement! And don’t be fooled by the supposed “piano” in the picture above. It is in fact a highly advanced ICBM launch control station.
And now it is that time of (insert period of time here) when you get to see what google searches have provided my glorious blog with hits! Behold:
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| kill north korea | 8 |
| compound interest is boring | 5 |
| compound interest games | 3 |
| mundo islamico muculmanos | 3 |
| crossdressing moustache | 3 |
| north korea will kill us all | 3 |
| aeroplane | 3 |
| portuguese propaganda | 2 |
| dracula radio script | 2 |
| usa at world war 1 | 2 |
| obese muslim | 2 |
| pics of world’s baboons | 2 |
| braco obama | 2 |
| crimean war | 2 |
| familia mussolin | 2 |
| mussolini and kim jong-il | 2 |
| will north korea kill us all? | 2 |
| cowboys fight | 1 |
| compounded interest | 1 |
| stalin martians | 1 |
| comund@ de mensagens etc & tal | 1 |
| forli, italia | 1 |
| games compound interest | 1 |
| the koreans are going to kill us all | 1 |
| iran will kill us all | 1 |
| jeremias 18:11-12 | 1 |
| portuguese nudity | 1 |
| french noses | 1 |
| king leka | 1 |
| kim jong-il compound | 1 |
| when will korea kill us | 1 |
| botswana will devour us all | 1 |
| mussobama | 1 |
| north korea will kill us? | 1 |
| compound interest and kids and games onl | 1 |
| will korea kill us all | 1 |
| will kim kill us all | 1 |
| pointless portugal | 1 |
| what happening in tehran | 1 |
| spread of swine flue | 1 |
| swine flu cells | 1 |
| north korea kill us | 1 |
| north korea is boring | 1 |
| crimean war jokes | 1 |
| ukulele moon | 1 |
| hydraulics | 1 |
| o q é um coumpoud na area do petroleo | 1 |
| thriller pois nenhum mero mortal | 1 |
| will north korea kill the us | 1 |
| 2009 flu spread in us | 1 |
As you can see, North Korea is a popular topic. Also, Compound Interest and various foreign phrases. Baboons appear, as do various strange things which are best left unconsidered.
Until I get bored again, Bon Nuit, Mon Petite Fromage!
1500 visits!
Obligatory picture
To celebrate 1500 visits to my blog, I give you the most frequent search terms which have led people to my most exciting blog
As can be seen, many searches involve North Korea. My personal favourites, however are “french noses” and “crossdressing moustache”. There are strange people on the internet. Even stranger than me.
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| compound interest is boring | 5 |
| kill north korea | 4 |
| north korea will kill us all | 3 |
| mussolini and kim jong-il | 2 |
| stalin martians | 1 |
| jeremias 18:11-12 | 1 |
| comund@ de mensagens etc & tal | 1 |
| compounded interest | 1 |
| crossdressing moustache | 1 |
| the koreans are going to kill us all | 1 |
| games compound interest | 1 |
| cowboys fight | 1 |
| french noses | 1 |
| crimean war jokes | 1 |
| compoundinterestisboring | 1 |
| king leka | 1 |
| forli, italia | 1 |
| kim jong-il compound | 1 |
| spread of swine flue | 1 |
| what happening in tehran | 1 |
| compound interest and kids and games onl | 1 |
| is north korea going to kill us | 1 |
| can north korea kill us | 1 |
| north korea will kill us? | 1 |
| will korea kill us all | 1 |
| compound interest games | 1 |
BOTSWANA WILL DEVOUR US ALL
Botswana is developing Nuclear weapons. Seriously. They are full of religious extremists, and are backed by North Korea and their PRESIDENT IS ACTUALLY MUSSOLINI’S GHOST!
THEIR ENTIRE POPULATION HAS KAISER BILL MOUSTACHES! Kim Jong Il regularly shops there! Richard Nixon lives there!
How could anyone possibly trust a country such as this?
LOOK AT THEIR WILDLIFE! HOW COULD A COUNTRY WITH SUCH EVIL MONSTERS BE GOOD? WE MUST DESTROY THEM!
A Jihad on Botswana!
Or not.
(This entire post is lies, and is me, amusing myself.)
NORTH KOREA WILL KILL US ALL!
So, things are crazy on the Korean Peninsula.
Lots of excitement involving Nuclear Weapons and Missiles and such.
North Korea is talking big, but probably won’t attack South Korea or the US outright, although the possibility cannot be ruled out.
The world seems a little screwed up right now.
Do you wish to go to ‘Le Yorkshire’?
Haha, the French do so enjoy Le Yorkshire.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/quote_of_the_day/
So says the BBC.
Adelaide looks quite nice at night, specifically North Terrace and Rundle Mall, all so spectacular and somewhat deserted.
Ah yes, dearest comrade Kim, a variant of the picture has been put up before.
Mussolini shall feature in the next update, and by popular demand, more Prince Phillip will arrive sometime tomorrow.
So, the BNP are crapheads, I quote their mission statement: “The BNP has moved on in recent years, casting off the leg-irons of conspiracy theories and the thinly veiled anti-semitism which has held this party back for two decades. The real enemies of the British people are home grown Anglo-Saxon Celtic liberal-leftists … and the Crescent Horde – the endless wave of Islamics who are flocking to our shores to bring our island nations into the embrace of their barbaric desert religion.”
Who would vote for such people?
Apparently 0.7% of the UK’s population, which is about the same percentage as voted for the Democrats here last election.
The UKIP is much better, but still crap. Damn eurosceptics. Who could possibly resist the lure of Sarkozy?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/7942086.stm
He is much better than Chirac, Chirac was an incredible moron.
He’s probably my favourite European leader.
Monday Uni is so very boring, my assignment for one of my classes is 50% referencing in the marks scheme. That’s rubbish, and apparently the textbook is utterly useless.
Well, enjoy your evenings blogees, and tomorrow I should have the two aforementioned posts, plus one general picture spam.
Squadallah! Nós estamos fora!
Those things are annoying, really. And give me this post’s title.
Anyway, picture time!
What sort of man talks to cheese?
Ah, doesn’t Kim Jong-Il look much improved in odd colours? And with arbitrary Portuguese writing upon it?
And now, the original picture, which I don’t think I’ve put on here yet.
Such a true statement, no one can escape its truth. It seeps into your body and devours you.
Well, it has been suggested that I put posters for this site around the place, so here is the advertisement, it’s bloody big, by the way., and I have no idea where it has gone off to. Damn WordPress. I’ll get you some day, if it’s the last thing I do.
Aha, It’s an attachment, crazy crap.
So, all hail the glorious Kim Il-Sung, and such? Expect an update later today, perhaps. I’ll update whenever I feel like it, really. In fact, if this goes like the last two, I’ll have a brilliant Idea and end up posting again in five minutes or so.
You may also have noticed the change in the sub heading/tag line. It is much better now, I feel.
Also, today I expect to break the all important 100 views barrier, so keep checking back.
Until next time, Fearless Readers! (Ten points if you get the reference.)
P.S. Give me some pictures, my supply is dwindling, and I don’t want to overuse paintings from the Peninsula War! And I apologise for the lack of Khrushchev, I couldn’t think of anything exciting to attach to his photograph.
