Delicious Trotksy

Obey your glorious leader, Trotsky for ALL!

I shall post properly tomorrow.

FIND ME SOME DAMNED PICTURES!

Tsar Sickleface to the rescue!

http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/1.html

Hitler versus Stalin.

Need I say more?

Stalin vs Martians

http://www.stalinvsmartians.com/en/index.html

Yes, this game actually is in development, and it looks rather awesome.

From the FAQs

Vopros: Are you communists?
Otvet: Don’t be stupid, all Russians are communists!

Vopros: Can we play as Stalin himself?
Otvet: Yes, but not from the start. Stalin is our commander and he gives us orders. Closer to the grand finale he will appear on the battlefield as a playable unit – a huge colossus, five times higher than any other creature. Just like it was in the real life.

I must have it! Such a pity it is released in April.

DAMN YOU COLONEL WELLESLEY!

That’s right. Stuff his actual title, he’s a Colonel in my heart~.

The truth, aren’t we all the spawn of dearest Arthur? Is his nose not the most noble you have ever seen?

How could Napoleon have possibly thought of fighting against a man with a nose like that? He was truly a mad man to think so.

I know I promised Bismarck to at least one person, but I could not unearth suitable pictures, so Khrushchev will have to suffice.

You heard the man! Heed his wise words. Because the number of exclamation marks is directly proportional to the amount of wisdom in a phrase.

So, what do you all think of Belgian Weather? Is it nice? Do i have any readers who have ventured into the low countries ever? Do I actually have any readers who I haven’t met in person?

I’d have more pictures, but I need more phrases to put on them. I’d like a shirt with the Chapeu picture upon it. That would be brilliant, no?

And now, on a suggestion:

Oh so tasteful, yes?

I feel I am blogging a little too regularly, but what else am I to do?

Anyway, I need a colour photo of Khrushchev, to be used as an advertisement. Find away, mindless zombies!

So, until we meet again, blogees, may the wasteland of the internet be prosperous for your persons.