Tsar Sickleface to the rescue!
http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/1.html
Hitler versus Stalin.
Need I say more?
Whoops, I forgot a title.
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One; To begin your plan, you must first clone the pope. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two; Next, you must steal the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mean English teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three: Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that’s really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
That’s right, why do such things exist on the internet? It truly is a wasteland.
Have some delicious Tony Blair:
Anyway, have a lovely day, my precious blogees.
Airborne leaflet propaganda
The title is irrelevant! Utterly and completely. I just happened to have that Wikipedia atcile open at the time of publishing this blog.
Welcome my delicious blogees (haha, dictionary thinks that should be blockages), to this spectacular edition! Have some images.
Ah yes, the Spanish Armada, not Japanese in the slightest.
Have a biblical reference, my friends. Also, neither of them are Japanese either, so it follows that they are the Spanish Armada.
That’s right, the bird is a military officer of excellent quality.
So, I now have a fairly significant image backlog, so a new blog can be expected later tonight, perhaps.
Or maybe just another song translation.
I apologise for lack of earlier post, but social life came in the way of Portuguese Propaganda.
So, I have a headache, as reflected by the above image. The dying man there looks a little Chinese.
Also, I need a new keyboard. My Mitsubishi (That is Japanese) one is getting a little annoying with its bloody shift key not working so well. Still, I will survive!~ (Hmm, that’s an idea.)
In fact, I feel I will dumb some more rubbish here later this evening.
I bid ye farewell, and remember to FIRE THE CANNONS at the vile wasteland of the internet (this site not including, by the way).
DAMN YOU COLONEL WELLESLEY!
That’s right. Stuff his actual title, he’s a Colonel in my heart~.
The truth, aren’t we all the spawn of dearest Arthur? Is his nose not the most noble you have ever seen?
How could Napoleon have possibly thought of fighting against a man with a nose like that? He was truly a mad man to think so.
I know I promised Bismarck to at least one person, but I could not unearth suitable pictures, so Khrushchev will have to suffice.
You heard the man! Heed his wise words. Because the number of exclamation marks is directly proportional to the amount of wisdom in a phrase.
So, what do you all think of Belgian Weather? Is it nice? Do i have any readers who have ventured into the low countries ever? Do I actually have any readers who I haven’t met in person?
I’d have more pictures, but I need more phrases to put on them. I’d like a shirt with the Chapeu picture upon it. That would be brilliant, no?
And now, on a suggestion:
Oh so tasteful, yes?
I feel I am blogging a little too regularly, but what else am I to do?
Anyway, I need a colour photo of Khrushchev, to be used as an advertisement. Find away, mindless zombies!
So, until we meet again, blogees, may the wasteland of the internet be prosperous for your persons.
Venimus, Vidimus, Deus vicit!
Khrushcher denounces!
Today’s title comes from what http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_III_Sobieski said after the largest cavalry charge in history during the Battle of Vienna. What is probably one of the most important and understated events in the history of the world.
Anywho, have some more delicious pictures.
Most of these pictures come from wikipedia, by the way, half of them from the article on the Peninsula War
If anyone desires a picture to have irrelavant writing tacked upon it, link away!
Now today’s lesson: Portugal has the worst literacy rate in Western Europe, because of ineffectual governments in the earlier part of this century. They also were bad at colonising countries.
My twitter, for ease of contact: http://twitter.com/qlorplox
Also, I highly recommend you join NS2, now.
Until we meet again, glorious readers, may you have a safe return to the decrepid and immoral wastelands of the internet!
I’ll Áustria Hungria!
I noticed there was a lack of Portuguese Propaganda upon the vast wasteland of the internet, so, have at thee!
Random photographs with Portuguese writing upon them!
This will be updated every so often until I tire of it.
Until then, return to your pitiful lives, which lack Portuguese propaganda.
