BEWARE

BEWARE

Astute blogees will have noticed that that is in fact Romanian instead of the usual Portuguese. Blame Google Translate, may it be ripped into shreds and thrown off a large cliff. WITH FIRE.

On another note, the 10th Anniversary of the attempted Coup failing has passed us by~ The blasted infidels have not dared trying again after the whipping they received. (Jingoism is awesome, by the way)

Seriously, it is just over 10 years since the Republic Referendum was defeated, by a fairly large margin, and with both Major Party leaders as republicans, still nothing is happening. What excitement. Behold! An interesting article.

And with that, I once more vanish into the abyss.

Deng Shui

Deng Shui is required to cleanse you of negative (Mao) energies.

Long ignored by the revisionist west, today I bring you one of the great secrets of the Orient.

What is Deng Shui?

Deng Shui is an ancient Chinese system of aesthetics believed to use the laws of both Economics and Totalitarianism to help one improve life by receiving positive Liu, through the placing of pictures of Deng Xiaoping throughout one’s home to ward off and cleanse oneself of negative (Mao) energies.

Named after the glorious leader of China, Deng Xiaoping, Deng Shui is essential for any person seeking to become a learned person, and is further essential for all who seek to ward off Mao spirits from their homes (Mao spirits are the leading cause of car crashes and cardiac arrests (Turnbull, 1463)).

The most supremely beneficial Deng Shui artefacts are Deng Fountains, sculpted in the glorious revolutionary image of Deng Xiaoping himself, second are Deng sculptures, as seen in many parts of China.

Deng Shui is absolutely essential if you are looking to better your life using secrets of the Orient.

If it has four legs and is not a chair

Tonight’s title comes from a quote by prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh which goes like so;

If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

So, have some pictures, firstly Prince Phillip himself:

Such wise, wise words.

And now, an aeroplane, with the wisest words imaginable.

Correct, yes?

And now, some Emperor Napoleon;

Until we meet again, my precious blogees.