The plot thickens, much like soup

New evidence has come to light, which changes everything you have ever heard! My fellow Comrade in arms on my Crusade against the Maori Party, Kodauzhf McJim, the First Earl of New Mexico himself has received the following email from Repent America, after accusing them of being a front for the Maori Party.

Your Inquiry to Repent America‏

From:	Heather Clark (hclark@repentamerica.com)
Sent:	Mon 12/21/09 11:52 PM
To:	kodauzhfmcjim@live.co.uk

Kodauzhf,

Thank you for your inquiry. No, we are not in league with the Maori Party. We are evangelists and missionaries. We have no affiliations with any party; we are simply Christians who are being obedient to the Biblical mandate to go into all the world and preach the Gospel to every creature (Mark 16:15). We are people who genuinely care about the souls of men and do not want them to perish for eternity. As well, we believe God deserves respect and love, not rebellion, and so we call upon mankind to repent of their sins and to turn to Jesus Christ, God’s Son, who is able to change us from the inside out.

Sin is the breaking of God’s Law (1 John 3:4). It separates all men from God and brings eternal punishment, just like if one were to be found guilty in a natural court of law (Isaiah 59:2; Romans 6:23). We simply go into the public square and preach both Law and grace so that men may see their transgressions, repent of their sins, and that they may believe the Gospel. The Gospel is that Christ died to pay the penalty that we deserve for our Lawbreaking so that we may be forgiven and have a new nature that is free from the power of sin.

Kodauzhf, we hope this helps answer your question. We do appreciate your correspondence and hope that you will continue to visit our website as you are able. Since you have asked us a question, we would like to ask you one as well.  Please visit this page of our website if you have not done so already:
http://www.repentamerica.com/goodenough.html

Thank you very much. It was great to hear from Belgium.

In Christ,

– Heather Clark

There you have it. I for one I have certainly been convinced. It’s nice to know that Fundamentalist Christians are nicer than New Zealand Political parties. A sad sign of the times, if there ever was one. However, when confronted with such an obvious and elementary statement by our friend, they waffle on about god! Jesus, Christians aren’t meant to do such things, are they? It’s unethical! It’s unbelievable. It’s inconceivable!

Until next time, your Glorious etcetera blogger.