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That’s right folks. If your eyes have wandered deliciously over to the comments section of my previous blog entry, Sivashanmugam has commented, and appears to have quit analytical wiki. This is most displeasing, because, as evidenced by the following, Analytical Wiki is responsible for many of my blog hits via Google:

Search Terms for all days ending 2010-03-30 (Summarized)

All Time

Search	Views
“analytical wiki	17
kill north korea	8
mussolini	5
compound interest is boring	5
andropov	5
khomeini connery	5
aeroplane	5
crossdressing moustache	3
king leka	3
north korea will kill us all	3
mundo islamico muculmanos	3
compound interest games	3
compound interest	2
u.s entry in world war 1	2
crimean war jokes	2
marriage late 19th century	2
ronald reagan glasses	2
ayatollah of iran	2
richard nixon piano	2
mussolini and kim jong-il	2
usa at world war 1	2
beyond compound interest	2
will north korea kill us all?	2
pics of world’s baboons	2
hclark@repentamerica.com	2
war in 19th century in usa	2
dracula radio script	2
imperio araabe muçulmano	2
crimean war pointless	2
an aeroplane	2
british american relations	2
obese muslim	2
jackie chan in cambodia	2
boring compound interest	2
napoleon on horseback	2
compound interest poem	2
gordon brown mental	2
usa wars 1900 century	2
portuguese writing	2
lady britannia 1900	2
portuguese propaganda	2
familia mussolin	2
kaiser bill moustache	2
america coming into the war late	2
crimean war	2
the us entry into world war one	2
braco obama	2
north korea is boring	1
north korea kill us	1
will kim kill us all	1

It’s displeasing for other reasons as well, though. Analytical Wiki is a masterpiece unparallelled in human history, despite its despicable Maori Party Origins. So, Sivashanmugam, do not falter in your noble efforts to bring philosophy to the masses! Keep Analytical Wiki thriving so more can experience its joyous touch!

Apart from the Chileans, it was an optimal example of Post-Colonial Namibia.

So, once more unto the breach, as they say in dear old England.

Apparently Exvirgin does read this blog, or has, because some things mentioned in the comments of the March of the Bourgeoisie quite excitingly wound up as articles on Analytical Wiki. Amazing, isn’t it?

In the mean time, the question of who Sherline/Maori Party Member (who use the same Email address) are continues to hang over our heads, much like that Sword in that story.

You heard the man.

The American Revolution was caused by British Colonisation of Mars

Many think that taxes caused the American Revolution, this is the case, but the British Claims, widely accepted, that taxes were for the maintenance of the defense of the American Colonies is outright piffle.

Why? You ask? Because the British had Colonies on Mars! It sounds ridiculous, but Canals can be seen on Mars, and what country was the most prolific builder of Canals? The English. And the English used their ridiculously high and obviously unjust taxes on Patriotic and Innocent Americans to fund their ridiculous Martian Project. What other reasons could there be? The British managed to hide this for over 130 years, but the faithful and noble Giovanni Schiaparelli was on the verge of discovering this, when he was crudely murdered by MI5. This cannot be doubted. He died on the Fourth of July 1910, and King Edward VII died on May 6th 1910. If we add the Day and Months together, both equal the number of 11! A coincidence? I think not!

Now, where does the Maori Party fit into this puzzle of interplanetary colonial intrigue. Well, after the British efforts to fund the Colonisation of Mars collapsed, they had to find a place to put the Colonists. And where better than the not yet colonised land of New Zealand, as the Maoris?

The March of the Bourgeoisie

Analytical Wiki’s article on Equation. An odd beast, indeed. What is the explanation for the xkcd comic? Does Sivashanmugam just pull images off Google Images? Is this further irrefutable proof of the link betwixt Analytical Wiki and the Maori Party? Where does xkcd come into this volatile and diabolical mix of doom? What is the true capital of Belize?

Only time will tell…

In the mean time, perhaps the person who claims to be Sivashanmugam (A second email address this time) can answer this inquiry for us.

And Gordon Brown shaped apparitions have started appearing in crops. How auspicious for the coming harvest season.

The Great Wall is the only man-made structure to be visible when one lies down on the Great Wall of China

My, that’s a long title, and irrelevant, and quite possibly innaccurate, depending on how ones lies down on said wall.

As the more observant of you will have noticed, someone claiming to be the All-Powerful Overlord of the Universe, Sivashanmugam, has commented upon two of my recent blog posts. The authenticity of this claim is in question, and a team of crack investigators may or may not have been hired to investigate this claim. Current indications are of a cold front approaching the Maldives, once and for all dispelling the Oil Company created rumours of Global Warming.

Indeed, further evidence has come to light. This monstrosity appears to have first reared its ugly head on Uncyclopedia, of all places, leading one to the obvious conclusion. UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A HIVE OF MAORI PARTY ACTIVITY AND MUST BE QUASHED AT ALL COSTS! ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!