One which has the highest probability is the most probable outcome.
The Collected Works of Sivashanmugam. Invariantology is particularly informative.
The title is an excerpt from invariantology, the real highlight of the collection. A true modern masterpiece on par with Shakespeare.
There are more works other than the core texts linked above. Even some videos! This is truly a treasure trove. Greater than even the tomb of Tutankhamen.
This leaves us with just one question, WHO THE HELL IS ANNA JUSTIN? And who is Soundarya Nayaki? And why have they responded to two of my blog posts?
The American Revolution was caused by British Colonisation of Mars
Many think that taxes caused the American Revolution, this is the case, but the British Claims, widely accepted, that taxes were for the maintenance of the defense of the American Colonies is outright piffle.
Why? You ask? Because the British had Colonies on Mars! It sounds ridiculous, but Canals can be seen on Mars, and what country was the most prolific builder of Canals? The English. And the English used their ridiculously high and obviously unjust taxes on Patriotic and Innocent Americans to fund their ridiculous Martian Project. What other reasons could there be? The British managed to hide this for over 130 years, but the faithful and noble Giovanni Schiaparelli was on the verge of discovering this, when he was crudely murdered by MI5. This cannot be doubted. He died on the Fourth of July 1910, and King Edward VII died on May 6th 1910. If we add the Day and Months together, both equal the number of 11! A coincidence? I think not!
Now, where does the Maori Party fit into this puzzle of interplanetary colonial intrigue. Well, after the British efforts to fund the Colonisation of Mars collapsed, they had to find a place to put the Colonists. And where better than the not yet colonised land of New Zealand, as the Maoris?
The Great Wall is the only man-made structure to be visible when one lies down on the Great Wall of China
My, that’s a long title, and irrelevant, and quite possibly innaccurate, depending on how ones lies down on said wall.
As the more observant of you will have noticed, someone claiming to be the All-Powerful Overlord of the Universe, Sivashanmugam, has commented upon two of my recent blog posts. The authenticity of this claim is in question, and a team of crack investigators may or may not have been hired to investigate this claim. Current indications are of a cold front approaching the Maldives, once and for all dispelling the Oil Company created rumours of Global Warming.
Indeed, further evidence has come to light. This monstrosity appears to have first reared its ugly head on Uncyclopedia, of all places, leading one to the obvious conclusion. UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A HIVE OF MAORI PARTY ACTIVITY AND MUST BE QUASHED AT ALL COSTS! ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!
The plot thickens, much like soup
| From: | |
| Sent: | Mon 12/21/09 11:52 PM |
| To: | kodauzhfmcjim@live.co.uk |
Kodauzhf,
Thank you for your inquiry. No, we are not in league with the Maori Party. We are evangelists and missionaries. We have no affiliations with any party; we are simply Christians who are being obedient to the Biblical mandate to go into all the world and preach the Gospel to every creature (Mark 16:15). We are people who genuinely care about the souls of men and do not want them to perish for eternity. As well, we believe God deserves respect and love, not rebellion, and so we call upon mankind to repent of their sins and to turn to Jesus Christ, God’s Son, who is able to change us from the inside out.
Sin is the breaking of God’s Law (1 John 3:4). It separates all men from God and brings eternal punishment, just like if one were to be found guilty in a natural court of law (Isaiah 59:2; Romans 6:23). We simply go into the public square and preach both Law and grace so that men may see their transgressions, repent of their sins, and that they may believe the Gospel. The Gospel is that Christ died to pay the penalty that we deserve for our Lawbreaking so that we may be forgiven and have a new nature that is free from the power of sin.
Kodauzhf, we hope this helps answer your question. We do appreciate your correspondence and hope that you will continue to visit our website as you are able. Since you have asked us a question, we would like to ask you one as well. Please visit this page of our website if you have not done so already:
http://www.repentamerica.com/goodenough.html
Thank you very much. It was great to hear from Belgium.
In Christ,
– Heather Clark
There you have it. I for one I have certainly been convinced. It’s nice to know that Fundamentalist Christians are nicer than New Zealand Political parties. A sad sign of the times, if there ever was one. However, when confronted with such an obvious and elementary statement by our friend, they waffle on about god! Jesus, Christians aren’t meant to do such things, are they? It’s unethical! It’s unbelievable. It’s inconceivable!
Until next time, your Glorious etcetera blogger.
I am Nero, Lord of the Dance!
Well, there you have it. The Maori Party still refuses to contact me in return! Well, so be it! They have chosen their own downfall, and, my faithful blogees, we must hasten it! Rise up against this new and vicious tyranny hat is Political PArties not replying to emails, especially ones received from persons claimed to be Earls! Thusly, all willing parties should submit the data which can be found at this link, Divided we Stand, United we Fall, as King Leopold said not all that long ago!
And here is further proof of their indisputable evil!
Their party name contains Mao, and Mao Zedong is noted for the Great Leap Forwards and other moves which destroyed China’s industrial base and killed millions! Mao also contributes negatively to your Deng Shui energies!
They have five, yes, five members in the New Zealand house of representatives. And is it not so, faithful blogees, that five is the number of JUPITER, which is merely one planet away from SATURN, which sounds far too suspiciously like SATAN. Thusly, evil!
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’ Carry on the crusade, dear friends, until the deed is done, and the evil destroyed!
To arms!
Nobody expects the Portuguese Revolution!
So, today I blog about the most pressing issue to face mankind in the decades ahead. No, it isn’t the Global Right-Wing/Big Oil created conspiracy of Climate Change, nor is it the rise of Belgium as an unparalelled World Super Power, and the intimately related coming war between Peru and Iceland over Fishing rights in the Holy See (Kept hidden skillfuly by those monstrous Italians until now). It is an issue far more pressing. One of tantamount importance for the future of humanity around the world, and throughout the galaxy (Because we all know Martians are secretly Human too, they just don’t wish to tell us). It is the fact that the most evil of all Political Machines, the most corrupt and blackhearted of all Political Parties, has refused to reply to my request for Information!
That’s right, the Maori Party of Aotearoa New Zealand has not replied to an email a sent them, through their contact us form on their website (See, it simply oozes evil! (As do most things in New Zealand,actually, but that is irrelevant)). Thusly, I urge all my most faithful blogees to stand up against his most malevolent injustice, and take up my call for arms! We demand answers, and we demand them now! Contact the Maori Party today and urge them to reveal what they spent those $48 dollars on in 2005! It is imperative we stand up for what we believe in, lest they trample on our rights further (they are behind Victoria’s recent about face on Abortion Laws, the fiends!).
Thankyou for reading this most urgent message of great import, and thankyou for taking action on it promptly,
Artist's impression of your Blogger
Your Glorious and Benevolent Proletarian Blogger
Demonic liver grapes
Gordon Brown in his true form
So, that time of month, eh? When the werevolves come out (Or not, apparently, the Moon is actually in its Waning Crescent phase, which means it will soon be time for the New Moon, which is everyone‘s favourite novel, of course)
Regardless, this entire blog was for the purpose of presenting the above picture. The Loch NHS Monster. It will rise from the depths of lakes and socialise your medicine. There can not be a more hideous fate imaginable to mankind. Obama’s support for socialised medicine proves he is in fact a Plesiosaur, and Plesiosaurs are not American! They come from the ocean! The Ocean is not America!
Regardless, it is the evening, and I away.
Faretheewell!
HAVE MUSLIMS MADE YOU OBESE?
Of course they have. How can you deny that Muslims are one of the leading sources of Obesity?
Once more, I direct you to this. Unparralelled genius.
It’s actually remarkably like the actual Daily Mail.
Have some Ayatollah
Deng Shui
Deng Shui is required to cleanse you of negative (Mao) energies.
Long ignored by the revisionist west, today I bring you one of the great secrets of the Orient.
What is Deng Shui?
Deng Shui is an ancient Chinese system of aesthetics believed to use the laws of both Economics and Totalitarianism to help one improve life by receiving positive Liu, through the placing of pictures of Deng Xiaoping throughout one’s home to ward off and cleanse oneself of negative (Mao) energies.
Named after the glorious leader of China, Deng Xiaoping, Deng Shui is essential for any person seeking to become a learned person, and is further essential for all who seek to ward off Mao spirits from their homes (Mao spirits are the leading cause of car crashes and cardiac arrests (Turnbull, 1463)).
The most supremely beneficial Deng Shui artefacts are Deng Fountains, sculpted in the glorious revolutionary image of Deng Xiaoping himself, second are Deng sculptures, as seen in many parts of China.
Deng Shui is absolutely essential if you are looking to better your life using secrets of the Orient.
Compound interest is boring! 