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Your glorious and benevolent proletarian Blogger founded Peru in the 12th century, leading an intrepid band of Koreans along with Admiral Ban Ki Moon, flying there in the Hindenburg airship.
Once in Peru, he fought the Zulus, led by the valiant Mussolini, and Inspired by their King, Karl Marx. Their pogo divisions were unmatched in skill by any units of the time.
However, your valiant blogger fought back using the power of Racial stereotypes, and convinced the Zulus that Mussolini was actually a Mafia boss, who rode around in a Gondola rescuing princesses from Turtles. Because of the Zulu’s inbuilt fear of Gondolas, they joined your blogger’s cause, and fought against the Gondola using freak, Mussolini.
Thus, the Koreans and Zulu formed a utopian Peru under the leadership of your dearest blogger.
Since then, Peru has been the World’s greatest and only Superpower, striking fear into the hearts of its enemies.
In further news, your blogger is NOT BELGIAN!
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Compound interest is boring! 
I do not love Indira Gandhi, but I love this page.
WHOA
How long has Nixon been in The Addams Family, then?
She looks like an undead lascar modelling a beehive hairdo…
Or mayhap “lascaress” would be more fitting, if one acknowledges her alleged gender.
However, that word contains “caress”, which is not optimal.
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