I’ll put the North back in Northern Ireland!
As opposed to putting the Ire back in the Republic of Ireland. Or the pub back in the Republic of Ireland. Or the way back in Norway. Or the Den back in Sweden. Or the Eric back in the United States of Canada. Or the Can back in Canada (that sounds ridiculous like a political slogan). Or the Octopus back is Australia (Was there ever an Octopus in Australia, you ask? Well surely you’ve all been to an aquarium at some point…).
(Found here, which is a quite excellent place)
Replace Britannia and Columbia with a Minister and that looks suspiciously like a marriage ceremony.
Regardless, the turn around in Anglo-American relations in the (particularly late) 19th century is quite amazing. It was sealed by the entry of the USA into World War I, which, despite the mass incompetence of the US Army’s leaders, was a massive Morale boost for the allies. It was still a close run thing, though.
I want a laser eyed sphinx. What I would use it for, that shall be left open for guessing.
Deng Shui
Deng Shui is required to cleanse you of negative (Mao) energies.
Long ignored by the revisionist west, today I bring you one of the great secrets of the Orient.
What is Deng Shui?
Deng Shui is an ancient Chinese system of aesthetics believed to use the laws of both Economics and Totalitarianism to help one improve life by receiving positive Liu, through the placing of pictures of Deng Xiaoping throughout one’s home to ward off and cleanse oneself of negative (Mao) energies.
Named after the glorious leader of China, Deng Xiaoping, Deng Shui is essential for any person seeking to become a learned person, and is further essential for all who seek to ward off Mao spirits from their homes (Mao spirits are the leading cause of car crashes and cardiac arrests (Turnbull, 1463)).
The most supremely beneficial Deng Shui artefacts are Deng Fountains, sculpted in the glorious revolutionary image of Deng Xiaoping himself, second are Deng sculptures, as seen in many parts of China.
Deng Shui is absolutely essential if you are looking to better your life using secrets of the Orient.
It’s unbearable!
Merry Christmas.
Superlative masterpiece
(Courtesy of http://flutterknife.tumblr.com/)
Moon pie
Some delicious Ban Ki Moon for you all.
I need some more propaganda pictures from somewhere, me thinks.
Compound interest is boring! 