Compound interest is boring!

Compound interest is boring exhibits satisfiability. ~ Exvirgin, 2010

Lo and behold!

An incredibly apt metaphor, don’t you think?

April 14, 2010 Posted by | Awesome, Sarko Stalin Surprise!, Surprise post!, Utterly Pointless | , , , , , | 5 Comments

The March of the Bourgeoisie

Analytical Wiki’s article on Equation. An odd beast, indeed. What is the explanation for the xkcd comic? Does Sivashanmugam just pull images off Google Images? Is this further irrefutable proof of the link betwixt Analytical Wiki and the Maori Party? Where does xkcd come into this volatile and diabolical mix of doom? What is the true capital of Belize?

Only time will tell…

In the mean time, perhaps the person who claims to be Sivashanmugam (A second email address this time) can answer this inquiry for us.

And Gordon Brown shaped apparitions have started appearing in crops. How auspicious for the coming harvest season.

March 11, 2010 Posted by | Analytical Wiki, Generic Ramblings, The Crusade! | , , | 10 Comments

Demonic liver grapes

Gordon Brown in his true form

So, that time of month, eh? When the werevolves come out (Or not, apparently, the Moon is actually in its Waning Crescent phase, which means it will soon be time for the New Moon, which is everyone‘s favourite novel, of course)

Regardless, this entire blog was for the purpose of presenting the above picture. The Loch NHS Monster. It will rise from the depths of lakes and socialise your medicine. There can not be a more hideous fate imaginable to mankind.  Obama’s support for socialised medicine proves he is in fact a Plesiosaur, and Plesiosaurs are not American! They come from the ocean! The Ocean is not America!

Regardless, it is the evening, and I away.

Faretheewell!

November 12, 2009 Posted by | Awesome, Europe, Generic Ramblings, Idiocy, Political, THE TRUTH | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Resistance is futile, apparently.

Right now I have strange mental images of Gordon Brown as the Borg Queen from Star Trek. It is rather disturbing in fact.

Gordon Brown + Tight-fitting bodysuit = Horrid.

I think enough has been said.

Furthermore…

“Barack, I brought the olive oil.” Mussolini whispered seductively, his strong arms bulging with sweaty muscles.
Obama leaned back and grinned.
“Benito, we’ve talked about this. You’ve been dead since 1945.”
“Nothing can stand in the way of true love!”

As you can see, disturbing. TO THE MAX.

This man also posts my images, sometimes before, sometimes after me. Along with other lesser things. As well, the Mussolini x Obama nonsense is all his fault. ( Warning, contains slight amounts of nudity, it seems.)

My Blog is strictly PG.

May 21, 2009 Posted by | Europe, Generic Ramblings | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Sorry about my absence…

I have had a rather busy few days.

I might blog again this evening, even.

I’m sure you’d all enjoy that.

April 18, 2009 Posted by | Surprise post!, Utterly Pointless | , , , , | 1 Comment

A dog on an ATV is hardly going to be able to help anyone.

Ireland, Scotland and Wales are occupied by England and are welcome to free themselves of its yoke.

Ha, crazy communists.

Anywho;  Hooray~!

Stuff the Argentines, they ain’t getting the Falklands.

That’s another thing I arbitrarily feel strongly about.

Hooray for Gords~.

March 29, 2009 Posted by | Generic Ramblings, Political, Utterly Pointless | , , , , , , | Leave a comment