Will You Dilmahrry Me
Long time no see? Or rather long time see, as the Vatican still exists…
So, after finding a ‘DILMAH SPECIAL GREEN TEA GREEN TEA NATURAL LARGE LEAF GREEN TEA LEAF TEA 200G NET 7.05OZ’ without a location for where it was produced, they were emailed.
Dear Esteemed Sir or Madam,
Your most luscious and tasty product ‘DILMAH SPECIAL GREEN TEA GREEN TEA NATURAL LARGE LEAF GREEN TEA LEAF TEA 200G NET 7.05OZ’
Does not inform me on the box where it is from! It merely says packed in Sri Lanka from imported tea.
This causes me much anguish, and is affecting my ability to sleep at night.
I would most appreciate it if you informed me where this product was made so my sleep pattern can return to normal.
Yours sincerely, Kodauzhf McJim.
After a long and arduous wait, full of sleepless nights and days, a response was received.
Greetings from Sri Lanka.
Dilmah green tea is imported from China, the largest producer of green tea. Just as much as Ceylon is famous for its black tea, China is known for its green tea. China being a huge country, produces green tea in various provinces, and sometimes, there are variations in their cup colour. However its benefits do not change. Recently we identified a tea garden owner in China who tied up with us to supply an very good quality of green tea which we are now distributing, very light in colour. The important aspect of green tea is that it is the most natural form of tea.
Thank you for choosing Dilmah
With kind regards,
Yours sincerely,
Anita Antonipillai.
Customer Care Division.
And all of a Sudan it returns
Aren’t I wonderful?
In the approximate period I’ve been gone, the following searches have linked here:
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| andropov | 12 |
| “empire goodness” russian movie | 10 |
| aeroplane | 7 |
| “analytical wiki | 5 |
| crimean war pictures | 3 |
| explain the history of compound interest | 3 |
| ayatollah | 2 |
| happy birthday to you baboons | 2 |
| baboons stealing | 2 |
| andropov photo | 2 |
| cambodia gay | 2 |
| emperor napoleon | 2 |
| khomeini sean canry | 2 |
| mussolini glabal warming | 2 |
| crimean war charge of the light brigade | 2 |
| hitler moustache | 2 |
| mussolini with pope | 2 |
| piano sayings | 2 |
| crimean war jokes | 2 |
| anglo-american relations improve | 2 |
| gordon brown | 2 |
| comics.aha.ru | 2 |
| prince leka albania | 2 |
| rus comics | 2 |
| khrushchev mad | 1 |
| connery,gay | 1 |
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| crimean jokes | 1 |
| crossdresser doing housework | 1 |
| portraits of kruschev | 1 |
| presidents of the united states with gla | 1 |
| richard nixon piano | 1 |
| boring north korea | 1 |
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| welcome | 1 |
| the triforce of dinner | 1 |
| awesome moustache | 1 |
| cambodia’s king and queen | 1 |
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Isn’t that most exciting?
| Search | Views |
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| crimean war | 16 |
| andropov | 12 |
| “empire goodness” russian movie | 10 |
| aeroplane | 7 |
| “analytical wiki | 5 |
| crimean war pictures | 3 |
| explain the history of compound interest | 3 |
| ayatollah | 2 |
| happy birthday to you baboons | 2 |
| baboons stealing | 2 |
| andropov photo | 2 |
| cambodia gay | 2 |
| emperor napoleon | 2 |
| khomeini sean canry | 2 |
| mussolini glabal warming | 2 |
| crimean war charge of the light brigade | 2 |
| hitler moustache | 2 |
| mussolini with pope | 2 |
| piano sayings | 2 |
| crimean war jokes | 2 |
| anglo-american relations improve | 2 |
| gordon brown | 2 |
| comics.aha.ru | 2 |
| prince leka albania | 2 |
| rus comics | 2 |
| khrushchev mad | 1 |
| connery,gay | 1 |
| sonia gandhi mussolini | 1 |
| all images of richard nixon | 1 |
| crimean jokes | 1 |
| crossdresser doing housework | 1 |
| portraits of kruschev | 1 |
| presidents of the united states with gla | 1 |
| richard nixon piano | 1 |
| boring north korea | 1 |
| crossdresser parties in england | 1 |
| partido revolucionário institucional | 1 |
| welcome | 1 |
| the triforce of dinner | 1 |
| awesome moustache | 1 |
| cambodia’s king and queen | 1 |
| crossdresser nate | 1 |
| nixon in peru | 1 |
| mussolini and kim jung-il | 1 |
| compound interest poem | 1 |
| one legged cowboy | 1 |
| wordpress compound interest | 1 |
| analytical wiki | 1 |
| pictures of angry baboons | 1 |
| hitler and stalin | 1 |
One which has the highest probability is the most probable outcome.
The Collected Works of Sivashanmugam. Invariantology is particularly informative.
The title is an excerpt from invariantology, the real highlight of the collection. A true modern masterpiece on par with Shakespeare.
There are more works other than the core texts linked above. Even some videos! This is truly a treasure trove. Greater than even the tomb of Tutankhamen.
This leaves us with just one question, WHO THE HELL IS ANNA JUSTIN? And who is Soundarya Nayaki? And why have they responded to two of my blog posts?
Apart from the Chileans, it was an optimal example of Post-Colonial Namibia.
So, once more unto the breach, as they say in dear old England.
Apparently Exvirgin does read this blog, or has, because some things mentioned in the comments of the March of the Bourgeoisie quite excitingly wound up as articles on Analytical Wiki. Amazing, isn’t it?
In the mean time, the question of who Sherline/Maori Party Member (who use the same Email address) are continues to hang over our heads, much like that Sword in that story.
You heard the man.
The Great Wall is the only man-made structure to be visible when one lies down on the Great Wall of China
My, that’s a long title, and irrelevant, and quite possibly innaccurate, depending on how ones lies down on said wall.
As the more observant of you will have noticed, someone claiming to be the All-Powerful Overlord of the Universe, Sivashanmugam, has commented upon two of my recent blog posts. The authenticity of this claim is in question, and a team of crack investigators may or may not have been hired to investigate this claim. Current indications are of a cold front approaching the Maldives, once and for all dispelling the Oil Company created rumours of Global Warming.
Indeed, further evidence has come to light. This monstrosity appears to have first reared its ugly head on Uncyclopedia, of all places, leading one to the obvious conclusion. UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A HIVE OF MAORI PARTY ACTIVITY AND MUST BE QUASHED AT ALL COSTS! ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!
The Empire Strikes Back
Bad news. Sivashanmugam, the Maori party’s faithful puppet, has mangled the glorious revolutionary edits made to Analytical Wiki in the name of science!
He has even infiltrated NationStates, one of the last refuges of non-Maori Party people. Heretical!
Although the Peruvian Anchovies of Doom article retains some amusement value.
Still, to arms, my friends, to arms!
Peruvian Anchovies of Doom
Meet the new enemy. Yes,the Maori Party have set up yet another front to drive unsuspecting innocents to their heinous cause. This time under the disguise of intelligent philosophical discourse. But we here at Compound Interest is Boring cannot be fooled by such rudimentary ruses. Oh no, we’re always one step ahead of the dreaded Maori Party collosus. Quick thinking saves the world, as they say. And thus, you all must join me in my noble quest to subtly inflitrate this Maori Party front, in order to root out their evil from the realm of philosophy.
It is a pity the most intelligent and well thought out site to appear in recent history is also a Maori Party front. But their influence can, and will be cleansed.
EDIT: The first counter-assault has been launched: http://analytical.wikia.com/wiki/Peruvian_Anchovies_of_Doom
An update
Has anyone else noted that the Email sent to me from Repent America was from a person named Heather Clark? Well, the former Prime Minister of New Zealand was Helen Clark, and New Zealand is the place where many Maoris live. A coincidence? I think not! The similarities between the name Heather and Helen and too obvious to be coincidental!
Also, Heather is a mere one letter away from HEATHEN! The evidence compounds. The Maori Party’s policy of ignorance cannot possibly weather this new revelation.
Compound interest is boring! 