Apart from the Chileans, it was an optimal example of Post-Colonial Namibia.
So, once more unto the breach, as they say in dear old England.
Apparently Exvirgin does read this blog, or has, because some things mentioned in the comments of the March of the Bourgeoisie quite excitingly wound up as articles on Analytical Wiki. Amazing, isn’t it?
In the mean time, the question of who Sherline/Maori Party Member (who use the same Email address) are continues to hang over our heads, much like that Sword in that story.
You heard the man.
The American Revolution was caused by British Colonisation of Mars
Many think that taxes caused the American Revolution, this is the case, but the British Claims, widely accepted, that taxes were for the maintenance of the defense of the American Colonies is outright piffle.
Why? You ask? Because the British had Colonies on Mars! It sounds ridiculous, but Canals can be seen on Mars, and what country was the most prolific builder of Canals? The English. And the English used their ridiculously high and obviously unjust taxes on Patriotic and Innocent Americans to fund their ridiculous Martian Project. What other reasons could there be? The British managed to hide this for over 130 years, but the faithful and noble Giovanni Schiaparelli was on the verge of discovering this, when he was crudely murdered by MI5. This cannot be doubted. He died on the Fourth of July 1910, and King Edward VII died on May 6th 1910. If we add the Day and Months together, both equal the number of 11! A coincidence? I think not!
Now, where does the Maori Party fit into this puzzle of interplanetary colonial intrigue. Well, after the British efforts to fund the Colonisation of Mars collapsed, they had to find a place to put the Colonists. And where better than the not yet colonised land of New Zealand, as the Maoris?
The Empire Strikes Back
Bad news. Sivashanmugam, the Maori party’s faithful puppet, has mangled the glorious revolutionary edits made to Analytical Wiki in the name of science!
He has even infiltrated NationStates, one of the last refuges of non-Maori Party people. Heretical!
Although the Peruvian Anchovies of Doom article retains some amusement value.
Still, to arms, my friends, to arms!
Peruvian Anchovies of Doom
Meet the new enemy. Yes,the Maori Party have set up yet another front to drive unsuspecting innocents to their heinous cause. This time under the disguise of intelligent philosophical discourse. But we here at Compound Interest is Boring cannot be fooled by such rudimentary ruses. Oh no, we’re always one step ahead of the dreaded Maori Party collosus. Quick thinking saves the world, as they say. And thus, you all must join me in my noble quest to subtly inflitrate this Maori Party front, in order to root out their evil from the realm of philosophy.
It is a pity the most intelligent and well thought out site to appear in recent history is also a Maori Party front. But their influence can, and will be cleansed.
EDIT: The first counter-assault has been launched: http://analytical.wikia.com/wiki/Peruvian_Anchovies_of_Doom
An update
Has anyone else noted that the Email sent to me from Repent America was from a person named Heather Clark? Well, the former Prime Minister of New Zealand was Helen Clark, and New Zealand is the place where many Maoris live. A coincidence? I think not! The similarities between the name Heather and Helen and too obvious to be coincidental!
Also, Heather is a mere one letter away from HEATHEN! The evidence compounds. The Maori Party’s policy of ignorance cannot possibly weather this new revelation.
The plot thickens, much like soup
| From: | |
| Sent: | Mon 12/21/09 11:52 PM |
| To: | kodauzhfmcjim@live.co.uk |
Kodauzhf,
Thank you for your inquiry. No, we are not in league with the Maori Party. We are evangelists and missionaries. We have no affiliations with any party; we are simply Christians who are being obedient to the Biblical mandate to go into all the world and preach the Gospel to every creature (Mark 16:15). We are people who genuinely care about the souls of men and do not want them to perish for eternity. As well, we believe God deserves respect and love, not rebellion, and so we call upon mankind to repent of their sins and to turn to Jesus Christ, God’s Son, who is able to change us from the inside out.
Sin is the breaking of God’s Law (1 John 3:4). It separates all men from God and brings eternal punishment, just like if one were to be found guilty in a natural court of law (Isaiah 59:2; Romans 6:23). We simply go into the public square and preach both Law and grace so that men may see their transgressions, repent of their sins, and that they may believe the Gospel. The Gospel is that Christ died to pay the penalty that we deserve for our Lawbreaking so that we may be forgiven and have a new nature that is free from the power of sin.
Kodauzhf, we hope this helps answer your question. We do appreciate your correspondence and hope that you will continue to visit our website as you are able. Since you have asked us a question, we would like to ask you one as well. Please visit this page of our website if you have not done so already:
http://www.repentamerica.com/goodenough.html
Thank you very much. It was great to hear from Belgium.
In Christ,
– Heather Clark
There you have it. I for one I have certainly been convinced. It’s nice to know that Fundamentalist Christians are nicer than New Zealand Political parties. A sad sign of the times, if there ever was one. However, when confronted with such an obvious and elementary statement by our friend, they waffle on about god! Jesus, Christians aren’t meant to do such things, are they? It’s unethical! It’s unbelievable. It’s inconceivable!
Until next time, your Glorious etcetera blogger.
I am Nero, Lord of the Dance!
Well, there you have it. The Maori Party still refuses to contact me in return! Well, so be it! They have chosen their own downfall, and, my faithful blogees, we must hasten it! Rise up against this new and vicious tyranny hat is Political PArties not replying to emails, especially ones received from persons claimed to be Earls! Thusly, all willing parties should submit the data which can be found at this link, Divided we Stand, United we Fall, as King Leopold said not all that long ago!
And here is further proof of their indisputable evil!
Their party name contains Mao, and Mao Zedong is noted for the Great Leap Forwards and other moves which destroyed China’s industrial base and killed millions! Mao also contributes negatively to your Deng Shui energies!
They have five, yes, five members in the New Zealand house of representatives. And is it not so, faithful blogees, that five is the number of JUPITER, which is merely one planet away from SATURN, which sounds far too suspiciously like SATAN. Thusly, evil!
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’ Carry on the crusade, dear friends, until the deed is done, and the evil destroyed!
To arms!
Compound interest is boring! 