Will You Dilmahrry Me
Long time no see? Or rather long time see, as the Vatican still exists…
So, after finding a ‘DILMAH SPECIAL GREEN TEA GREEN TEA NATURAL LARGE LEAF GREEN TEA LEAF TEA 200G NET 7.05OZ’ without a location for where it was produced, they were emailed.
Dear Esteemed Sir or Madam,
Your most luscious and tasty product ‘DILMAH SPECIAL GREEN TEA GREEN TEA NATURAL LARGE LEAF GREEN TEA LEAF TEA 200G NET 7.05OZ’
Does not inform me on the box where it is from! It merely says packed in Sri Lanka from imported tea.
This causes me much anguish, and is affecting my ability to sleep at night.
I would most appreciate it if you informed me where this product was made so my sleep pattern can return to normal.
Yours sincerely, Kodauzhf McJim.
After a long and arduous wait, full of sleepless nights and days, a response was received.
Greetings from Sri Lanka.
Dilmah green tea is imported from China, the largest producer of green tea. Just as much as Ceylon is famous for its black tea, China is known for its green tea. China being a huge country, produces green tea in various provinces, and sometimes, there are variations in their cup colour. However its benefits do not change. Recently we identified a tea garden owner in China who tied up with us to supply an very good quality of green tea which we are now distributing, very light in colour. The important aspect of green tea is that it is the most natural form of tea.
Thank you for choosing Dilmah
With kind regards,
Yours sincerely,
Anita Antonipillai.
Customer Care Division.
The Great Wall is the only man-made structure to be visible when one lies down on the Great Wall of China
My, that’s a long title, and irrelevant, and quite possibly innaccurate, depending on how ones lies down on said wall.
As the more observant of you will have noticed, someone claiming to be the All-Powerful Overlord of the Universe, Sivashanmugam, has commented upon two of my recent blog posts. The authenticity of this claim is in question, and a team of crack investigators may or may not have been hired to investigate this claim. Current indications are of a cold front approaching the Maldives, once and for all dispelling the Oil Company created rumours of Global Warming.
Indeed, further evidence has come to light. This monstrosity appears to have first reared its ugly head on Uncyclopedia, of all places, leading one to the obvious conclusion. UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A HIVE OF MAORI PARTY ACTIVITY AND MUST BE QUASHED AT ALL COSTS! ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!
Peruvian Anchovies of Doom
Meet the new enemy. Yes,the Maori Party have set up yet another front to drive unsuspecting innocents to their heinous cause. This time under the disguise of intelligent philosophical discourse. But we here at Compound Interest is Boring cannot be fooled by such rudimentary ruses. Oh no, we’re always one step ahead of the dreaded Maori Party collosus. Quick thinking saves the world, as they say. And thus, you all must join me in my noble quest to subtly inflitrate this Maori Party front, in order to root out their evil from the realm of philosophy.
It is a pity the most intelligent and well thought out site to appear in recent history is also a Maori Party front. But their influence can, and will be cleansed.
EDIT: The first counter-assault has been launched: http://analytical.wikia.com/wiki/Peruvian_Anchovies_of_Doom
Behold, the Serpent is a Monsoon
Don't be fooled by the glasses. Andropov was in fact Ronald Reagan in disguise.
So, in 1982 Andropov was selected to be the General Secretary of the Soviet Union. What excitement indeed.
Regardless, Ronald Reagan was the President of the United States of America at the time, which is also irrelevant.
Ronald Reagan in his natural form, as Ronald Raygun
So, irreverence is the word of the day. Remember, don’t exacerbate your cats without parental supervision.
Goodnight and Toledo, Monsewers.
Where is Mexico?
Click on that and it contains a word tag cloud for my blog. What exictement!
So, University Exams are upon me, and I haven’t blogged much recently. I should be changing courses for next year, so all is fine.
Adios, Amigos! Until we meet again, in the land of the something or other.
WILL THE METRIC SYSTEM TURN YOUR HOUSE GAY?
IS SEAN CONNERY TAXING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
BABOONS!
Sorry for the absence, my internet has been really slow and unstable.
Have some Baboons, I hope.
Source: Baboons steal underwear from rooftop luggage
BABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNS!
Compound interest is boring! 